Quirky Cuisine Fan Pillows

Diner: Chili $3.95 and Chili By-Products $1.50.

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Kentucky Fried Horse

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

Tzatzikicicle

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

'How d'you want your eggs - down your pants, over your head...?'

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

Our Troubled Chowders

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

Roadkill Restaurant

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

Fast Food Restaurant

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

Suddenly Harold froze, trying to remember if he had ordered a side of roaches, or if this was a gross violation of public healthcare policy.

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

Eye of Newt Helper

"And the insect du-jour, is that served in the soup or on the side?"

Spy microchips in Chinese instant noodles

"Hey, do we have strawberries crushed in cream cheese?"

Salad Hat