Quirky Cuisine Lovers Pillows

Cannibal cookery programme.

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

Tzatzikicicle

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Kentucky Fried Horse

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"Can I have a doggie bag to go?"

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

"Give him his food."

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

Food inspection results

'How d'you want your eggs - down your pants, over your head...?'

Fast Food Restaurant

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

Roadkill Restaurant

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

Our Troubled Chowders

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

Suddenly Harold froze, trying to remember if he had ordered a side of roaches, or if this was a gross violation of public healthcare policy.

Salvador Deli

"Hey, do we have strawberries crushed in cream cheese?"