Quirky Cuisine Lover Pillows

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

'Fred's Fish Shop.'

"Oh boy! My favorite! Squirrel cake!"

The Cannibal Food Company - Lunch Wanted, Apply Within.

'Two plates of regurgitated worms?'

'I'll try the turkey, with chestnut and penicillin stuffing.'

'Have you got any bin ends to go with road kill?'

Backwoods Cafe: Speciality - Peanut butter & Log Jam.

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

'Possum Helper' added to food.

"Say - MacDonald there has a good idea."

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

Tzatzikicicle

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Kentucky Fried Horse

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

'How d'you want your eggs - down your pants, over your head...?'

Fast Food Restaurant

Roadkill Restaurant

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

Our Troubled Chowders

Suddenly Harold froze, trying to remember if he had ordered a side of roaches, or if this was a gross violation of public healthcare policy.

Salvador Deli

Salad Hat

Spy microchips in Chinese instant noodles