Quirky Cuisine Lover Gifts

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

'Fred's Fish Shop.'

"Oh boy! My favorite! Squirrel cake!"

The Cannibal Food Company - Lunch Wanted, Apply Within.

'Two plates of regurgitated worms?'

'I'll try the turkey, with chestnut and penicillin stuffing.'

'Have you got any bin ends to go with road kill?'

Backwoods Cafe: Speciality - Peanut butter & Log Jam.

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

'Possum Helper' added to food.

"Say - MacDonald there has a good idea."

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

"All our vegetables are organic, ethically sourced and stunned before being boiled."

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Tzatzikicicle

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

Kentucky Fried Horse

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

How is your soup, sir? Speaking for myself, it looks pretty good. I can't speak for the fly, of course.

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

'How d'you want your eggs - down your pants, over your head...?'

Roadkill Restaurant

Octopi a la mode.

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'