Quirky Cuisine Seeker Gifts

"Taste what the buzz is all about!"

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"All our vegetables are organic, ethically sourced and stunned before being boiled."

Tzatzikicicle

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Kentucky Fried Horse

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

Cheese Secret

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

Roadkill Restaurant

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

Our Troubled Chowders

How is your soup, sir? Speaking for myself, it looks pretty good. I can't speak for the fly, of course.

"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."

Octopi a la mode.

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

Chernobyl Chow

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

Suddenly Harold froze, trying to remember if he had ordered a side of roaches, or if this was a gross violation of public healthcare policy.

Eye of Newt Helper

Salvador Deli

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

"Hey, do we have strawberries crushed in cream cheese?"

Spy microchips in Chinese instant noodles

Salad Hat