Quirky Cuisine Hunter Gifts

"You want anything from the food Zamboni?"

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

Kentucky Fried Horse

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

Tzatzikicicle

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Cheese Secret

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

Our Troubled Chowders

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

Roadkill Restaurant

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

Chernobyl Chow

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

Suddenly Harold froze, trying to remember if he had ordered a side of roaches, or if this was a gross violation of public healthcare policy.

Eye of Newt Helper

Spy microchips in Chinese instant noodles

Salad Hat

Salvador Deli

"Hey, do we have strawberries crushed in cream cheese?"