Quirky Culinary Explorer Gifts

'Don't tell her we dropped the egg shell in it. Just say it's calcium intensive.'

"Who ordered the pub grub...?"

'Killing two birds with one stone...bacon coffee.'

Chernobyl Chow

Cheese Secret

"I'll have the weirdo's lunch."

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Kentucky Fried Horse

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

Ice Cream Flavors

How is your soup, sir? Speaking for myself, it looks pretty good. I can't speak for the fly, of course.

Octopi a la mode.

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

Roadkill Restaurant

"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

"And the insect du-jour, is that served in the soup or on the side?"

"And for your entree, sir?"

Spy microchips in Chinese instant noodles

Eye of Newt Helper

Woman finds something in her soup.

"Hey, do we have strawberries crushed in cream cheese?"

Salvador Deli

"So I said to myself...who am I to deny this calling?"

"Just eat me, you intolerable pervert."