Quirky Food Adventurer Gifts

'We're out of your regular granola, so try this...the birds seem to like it!'

Bug Burgers and Chips at The Golden Toadstool

"I left an apple with a big, fat worm in it on the table. Have you seen it?"

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

"You owe me five bucks."

Try to guess the continent dining...

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Before/After

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

Pizza Tower Bridge

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

Tzatzikicicle

Kentucky Fried Horse

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

"They know me here."

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"

"We succumbed to your hype."