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'We're out of your regular granola, so try this...the birds seem to like it!'

Bug Burgers and Chips at The Golden Toadstool

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

Try to guess the continent dining...

"You owe me five bucks."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Before/After

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

Tzatzikicicle

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

Pizza Tower Bridge

"They know me here."

Kentucky Fried Horse

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"

"We succumbed to your hype."

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"