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Woman finds something in her soup.

Snake sandwiches - "Will it be long?"

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"You do like octopus?"

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

What the Doctor Ordered

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

La Table

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Bermuda Triangles

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"Rump roast?"

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

Menu Dating

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Hats and Food

Benihana style of cooking.

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Super Heroes.

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!