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Trends of 2000

'Tastes like rubber chicken.'

Constipated? Try Al's Hot Dogs.

Minnesota State Fair.

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

"I love this new Farm-to-Dumpster cuisine."

"I'd always wondered what a balloon would taste like and now I knew. A little bit rubbery but surprisingly light."

"And the insect du-jour, is that served in the soup or on the side?"

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Pick Your Own Baby Lamb Chop

Kentucky Fried Horse

"All our vegetables are organic, ethically sourced and stunned before being boiled."

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

Tzatzikicicle

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Cheese Secret

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

Ice Cream Flavors

Roadkill Restaurant

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

How is your soup, sir? Speaking for myself, it looks pretty good. I can't speak for the fly, of course.

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."

Octopi a la mode.

Chernobyl Chow