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"I had to do something with all of that casserole."

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Kentucky Fried Horse

"All our vegetables are organic, ethically sourced and stunned before being boiled."

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

Cheese Secret

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

Ice Cream Flavors

Octopi a la mode.

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

Roadkill Restaurant

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

Food inspection results

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

Chernobyl Chow

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

Woman finds something in her soup.

"And for your entree, sir?"

"And the insect du-jour, is that served in the soup or on the side?"

What can I get you? Coffee? Tea? Sandwich? The mackerel mocha sounds lovely. What's in it? The usual. Chocolate. Soy milk. Mackerel. Yes, but is the mackerel farm-raised or from the sea? Ocean. Atlantic? Pacific? Indian? Arctic? Antarctic? I'm not sure. Oh. Ok ... well what's the mackerel's mercury content? Negligible, I'm sure. Ok. Was it exposed to any chlorine? Or copper sulphate? Or malathion? Was it treated with kindness? Was it read stories and sung to before bedtime? Yes. Never mind, it s

"To accompany a dish of Fire Ants, I would recommend a Chateau Condat 92..."

If the fruit isn't genetically modified, explain the fruit fly.

'Killing two birds with one stone...bacon coffee.'

Cutting round an igloo...

Served "giant claw" style.

'Two plates of regurgitated worms?'

Minnesota State Fair.

Beach Burger - without sand 75 cents extra.

"Parrot Fish? Well THAT is going to repeat on me later..."

"I left an apple with a big, fat worm in it on the table. Have you seen it?"