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"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

Served "giant claw" style.

Kentucky Fried Horse

'Waiter, there's a left hand with well-manicured fingernails in my soup...'

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

'Eat locally - all roadkill from 8-mile radius'

Roadkill Restaurant

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

Tzatzikicicle

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Cheese Secret

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

Ice Cream Flavors

Our Troubled Chowders

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

Chernobyl Chow

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

Suddenly Harold froze, trying to remember if he had ordered a side of roaches, or if this was a gross violation of public healthcare policy.

"And the insect du-jour, is that served in the soup or on the side?"

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

Salvador Deli

'Who ordered the chef's head?'

Salad Hat

Spy microchips in Chinese instant noodles

Eye of Newt Helper

"Hey, do we have strawberries crushed in cream cheese?"

'Killing two birds with one stone...bacon coffee.'

"So I said to myself...who am I to deny this calling?"