Quirky Cuisine Connoisseur T-Shirts

Wild Honey Maple Turkeys

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

Kentucky Fried Horse

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Cheese Secret

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

Ice Cream Flavors

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

Roadkill Restaurant

Our Troubled Chowders

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

'Guys, I think this is one of those 'let it go' moments in life when you have to relax and just trust the processor!'

Chernobyl Chow

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

Suddenly Harold froze, trying to remember if he had ordered a side of roaches, or if this was a gross violation of public healthcare policy.

Eye of Newt Helper

"Hey, do we have strawberries crushed in cream cheese?"

Spy microchips in Chinese instant noodles

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

"And the insect du-jour, is that served in the soup or on the side?"

Salad Hat

Salvador Deli

'Well, that's the last of the garlic repellent.'