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Cannibal cookery programme.

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Tzatzikicicle

"All our vegetables are organic, ethically sourced and stunned before being boiled."

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

Kentucky Fried Horse

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

"Can I have a doggie bag to go?"

"Give him his food."

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

Roadkill Restaurant

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

'How d'you want your eggs - down your pants, over your head...?'

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

Octopi a la mode.

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."

How is your soup, sir? Speaking for myself, it looks pretty good. I can't speak for the fly, of course.

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

Fast Food Restaurant

Food inspection results

"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

Our Troubled Chowders

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

Suddenly Harold froze, trying to remember if he had ordered a side of roaches, or if this was a gross violation of public healthcare policy.

"Hey, do we have strawberries crushed in cream cheese?"

"And the insect du-jour, is that served in the soup or on the side?"