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'Low fat, high fiber. We'll come back tonight for the rest of them.'

Fire Ants

Beach Burger - without sand 75 cents extra.

'What do you fancy? A Zargoid Fliptonian, or a Martian?'

"There's a fly in my soup."

ICE CREAM 137 FLAVORS, 'If you just want plain ice cream, sir, you'll have to sign a vanilla waiver.'

"Parrot Fish? Well THAT is going to repeat on me later..."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Tzatzikicicle

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

Kentucky Fried Horse

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

Ice Cream Flavors

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

Roadkill Restaurant

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

Happy Meals for Grown Ups

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

"Hey, do we have strawberries crushed in cream cheese?"

Spy microchips in Chinese instant noodles

Salvador Deli

Eye of Newt Helper

Waiter to diner: 'I'm going to return you to the main menu.'

"So I said to myself...who am I to deny this calling?"

Served "giant claw" style.

'What kind of idiot orders a triple anchovy pizza with no cheese?'