Quirky Cuisine Fans T-Shirts

'The muffin lady was a little odd, but this turkey drumstick lady is whack!'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Kentucky Fried Horse

Tzatzikicicle

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

Fast Food Restaurant

'How d'you want your eggs - down your pants, over your head...?'

Roadkill Restaurant

Our Troubled Chowders

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

Food inspection results

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

Suddenly Harold froze, trying to remember if he had ordered a side of roaches, or if this was a gross violation of public healthcare policy.

Salad Hat

"Hey, do we have strawberries crushed in cream cheese?"

Spy microchips in Chinese instant noodles

Eye of Newt Helper