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"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

Kentucky Fried Horse

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

Sushi Train Spotters

"Give him his food."

"Can I have a doggie bag to go?"

'Can I get a box for this?'

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

Food inspection results

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

'How d'you want your eggs - down your pants, over your head...?'

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

Roadkill Restaurant

Our Troubled Chowders

Fast Food Restaurant

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

Suddenly Harold froze, trying to remember if he had ordered a side of roaches, or if this was a gross violation of public healthcare policy.

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

"I'll have the chef."

"We have sparkling and still, but I'll have to ask if we have black."

"Please be advised that our new chef's policy is that you're not allowed to leave until you've finished all the food on your plate."

'Who ordered the chef's head?'

Salad Hat

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'