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'Can I get a box for this?'

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Pick Your Own Baby Lamb Chop

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

"Can I have a doggie bag to go?"

"Give him his food."

Sushi Train Spotters

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."

Fast Food Restaurant

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

Food inspection results

'How d'you want your eggs - down your pants, over your head...?'

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

Our Troubled Chowders

Suddenly Harold froze, trying to remember if he had ordered a side of roaches, or if this was a gross violation of public healthcare policy.

'Who ordered the chef's head?'

"We have sparkling and still, but I'll have to ask if we have black."

"Please be advised that our new chef's policy is that you're not allowed to leave until you've finished all the food on your plate."

Salad Hat

"I'll have the chef."

"Have you folks eaten here before, or shall I explain the concept?"

"Start Sucking!"

Spaceman serving shrimp.

Todays Special: Beans on Toast #2.50 (use of tin-opener 10- extra. . .)

I recommend the ketchup.

All our meals digest easily forming a soft, mushy stool with just a hint of acridity.

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

'I'll have the duck ? l'orange, without the duck, of course.'

"Waiter! Waiter! There's no flies in my soup!"

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

'If it has a 'G' next to it, it'll give you a little gas; a 'B' will cause some belching; 'N' may create a bit of nausea...'

'I'll have a BLT sandwich -- hold the 'B'.'