Quirky Dining Experiences Fan Pillows

'Can I get a box for this?'

Classy joint...

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Pick Your Own Baby Lamb Chop

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

Sushi Train Spotters

"Can I have a doggie bag to go?"

"Give him his food."

Our Troubled Chowders

Food inspection results

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

'How d'you want your eggs - down your pants, over your head...?'

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

Fast Food Restaurant

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

Suddenly Harold froze, trying to remember if he had ordered a side of roaches, or if this was a gross violation of public healthcare policy.

Salad Hat

"We have sparkling and still, but I'll have to ask if we have black."

"I'll have the chef."

'Who ordered the chef's head?'

"And for your entree, sir?"

"Please be advised that our new chef's policy is that you're not allowed to leave until you've finished all the food on your plate."

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

Todays Special: Beans on Toast #2.50 (use of tin-opener 10- extra. . .)

Spaceman serving shrimp.

All our meals digest easily forming a soft, mushy stool with just a hint of acridity.

"Waiter! Waiter! There's no flies in my soup!"

I recommend the ketchup.

'I'll have the duck ? l'orange, without the duck, of course.'

"Have you folks eaten here before, or shall I explain the concept?"

"Start Sucking!"

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."