Quirky Dining Experience Lover Pillows

Spaceman serving shrimp.

"Start Sucking!"

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"All our vegetables are organic, ethically sourced and stunned before being boiled."

Pick Your Own Baby Lamb Chop

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

"Can I have a doggie bag to go?"

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'Can I get a box for this?'

"Give him his food."

Sushi Train Spotters

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

Fast Food Restaurant

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."

Food inspection results

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

Our Troubled Chowders

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

'How d'you want your eggs - down your pants, over your head...?'

Suddenly Harold froze, trying to remember if he had ordered a side of roaches, or if this was a gross violation of public healthcare policy.

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

"I'll have the chef."

"We have sparkling and still, but I'll have to ask if we have black."

"And for your entree, sir?"

"Please be advised that our new chef's policy is that you're not allowed to leave until you've finished all the food on your plate."

Salad Hat

'Who ordered the chef's head?'

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

How To Turn A Closed-Down Nuclear Reactor Into A Theme Restaurant: A Master Plan.

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

I recommend the ketchup.