Quirky Dining Experience Lover Mugs

Spaceman serving shrimp.

"Start Sucking!"

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Pick Your Own Baby Lamb Chop

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

'Can I get a box for this?'

"Can I have a doggie bag to go?"

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

"Give him his food."

Sushi Train Spotters

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

Fast Food Restaurant

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

'How d'you want your eggs - down your pants, over your head...?'

Food inspection results

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

Our Troubled Chowders

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

Suddenly Harold froze, trying to remember if he had ordered a side of roaches, or if this was a gross violation of public healthcare policy.

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

"Please be advised that our new chef's policy is that you're not allowed to leave until you've finished all the food on your plate."

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

"I'll have the chef."

Salad Hat

"We have sparkling and still, but I'll have to ask if we have black."

'Who ordered the chef's head?'

How To Turn A Closed-Down Nuclear Reactor Into A Theme Restaurant: A Master Plan.

"Waiter! Waiter! There's no flies in my soup!"

"Oh boy! My favorite! Squirrel cake!"

'I'll have the duck ? l'orange, without the duck, of course.'

I recommend the ketchup.