Quirky Dining Enthusiast T-Shirts

Suddenly Harold froze, trying to remember if he had ordered a side of roaches, or if this was a gross violation of public healthcare policy.

"Have you folks eaten here before, or shall I explain the concept?"

Our Troubled Chowders

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

"Is a 'Five Turds' rating a good thing or a bad thing?"

Fresh Fish Restaurants

'At 'Chez Henri', Madam, we never explain and we never apologize.'

Salad Hat

Tall man has a tall menu, whilst a small woman has a small menu.

"It's in case there's a fly in your soup, sir."

Self-Service Restaurant

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"All our vegetables are organic, ethically sourced and stunned before being boiled."

Kentucky Fried Horse

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

Sushi Train Spotters

"Give him his food."

"Can I have a doggie bag to go?"

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

Food inspection results

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

'How d'you want your eggs - down your pants, over your head...?'

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

Roadkill Restaurant

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

Octopi a la mode.

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

Fast Food Restaurant

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'