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"You may have a so-called 'doggie bag,' but there's a $5 sharing surcharge."

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

"All our vegetables are organic, ethically sourced and stunned before being boiled."

Tzatzikicicle

Kentucky Fried Horse

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"Give him his food."

"Can I have a doggie bag to go?"

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

Fast Food Restaurant

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

Roadkill Restaurant

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

Our Troubled Chowders

Octopi a la mode.

'Would you care for a drink while your food is being defrosted?'

'How d'you want your eggs - down your pants, over your head...?'

Food inspection results

Suddenly Harold froze, trying to remember if he had ordered a side of roaches, or if this was a gross violation of public healthcare policy.

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

"And for your entree, sir?"

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

'Who ordered the chef's head?'

Salad Hat