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"Okay, who gets the beef and who gets the ants?"

Waiter: 'Your Chicken wings Ma'am.'

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

Sure, I'll take a sandwich

Tzatzikicicle

"All our vegetables are organic, ethically sourced and stunned before being boiled."

Kentucky Fried Horse

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

You are what you eat (Nuts).

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

"It's just like the regular stew only it's got some bits of matter in it we can't identify."

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

Our Troubled Chowders

Is it too late to substitute a bee in my coffee for a fly in my soup?

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

Roadkill Restaurant

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

Octopi a la mode.

How is your soup, sir? Speaking for myself, it looks pretty good. I can't speak for the fly, of course.

'You're pushing food round your plate.' 'No, it's moving on its own.'

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

'How d'you want your eggs - down your pants, over your head...?'

"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."