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"Okay, who gets the beef and who gets the ants?"

Waiter: 'Your Chicken wings Ma'am.'

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

Kentucky Fried Horse

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

Tzatzikicicle

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

You are what you eat (Nuts).

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

Our Troubled Chowders

Fast Food Restaurant

'How d'you want your eggs - down your pants, over your head...?'

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

"It's just like the regular stew only it's got some bits of matter in it we can't identify."

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

Roadkill Restaurant

'You're pushing food round your plate.' 'No, it's moving on its own.'

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"