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"All the produce is farm-to-floor."

Salvador Deli

Kentucky Fried Horse

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Tzatzikicicle

Cheese Secret

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

Ice Cream Flavors

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

Roadkill Restaurant

Our Troubled Chowders

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

Chernobyl Chow

Suddenly Harold froze, trying to remember if he had ordered a side of roaches, or if this was a gross violation of public healthcare policy.

'Who ordered the chef's head?'

"Hey, do we have strawberries crushed in cream cheese?"

'Well, that's the last of the garlic repellent.'

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

Salad Hat

Spy microchips in Chinese instant noodles

Eye of Newt Helper

"So I said to myself...who am I to deny this calling?"