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"...Who ordered the ham and cheese on banana bread?"

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Kentucky Fried Horse

Tzatzikicicle

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

Ice Cream Flavors

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

Fast Food Restaurant

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

Roadkill Restaurant

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

'How d'you want your eggs - down your pants, over your head...?'

Our Troubled Chowders

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

Suddenly Harold froze, trying to remember if he had ordered a side of roaches, or if this was a gross violation of public healthcare policy.

"And the insect du-jour, is that served in the soup or on the side?"

Eye of Newt Helper

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

Spy microchips in Chinese instant noodles

Salvador Deli

"Hey, do we have strawberries crushed in cream cheese?"