Quirky Culinary Enthusiast Gifts

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

"All the produce is farm-to-floor."

Salvador Deli

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

Tzatzikicicle

"All our vegetables are organic, ethically sourced and stunned before being boiled."

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

Kentucky Fried Horse

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Cheese Secret

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

Ice Cream Flavors

Our Troubled Chowders

Roadkill Restaurant

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

How is your soup, sir? Speaking for myself, it looks pretty good. I can't speak for the fly, of course.

Octopi a la mode.

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

Chernobyl Chow

Suddenly Harold froze, trying to remember if he had ordered a side of roaches, or if this was a gross violation of public healthcare policy.

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

Eye of Newt Helper

Spy microchips in Chinese instant noodles

'Well, that's the last of the garlic repellent.'

"Hey, do we have strawberries crushed in cream cheese?"

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'