Quirky Cuisine Aficionado Gifts

Did I mention that the flies in our soup are locally grown?

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

Tzatzikicicle

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"All our vegetables are organic, ethically sourced and stunned before being boiled."

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

Kentucky Fried Horse

Cheese Secret

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

Ice Cream Flavors

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

Roadkill Restaurant

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

How is your soup, sir? Speaking for myself, it looks pretty good. I can't speak for the fly, of course.

Our Troubled Chowders

Octopi a la mode.

"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

Chernobyl Chow

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

Suddenly Harold froze, trying to remember if he had ordered a side of roaches, or if this was a gross violation of public healthcare policy.

Eye of Newt Helper

Salvador Deli

"Hey, do we have strawberries crushed in cream cheese?"

Spy microchips in Chinese instant noodles

Salad Hat

'Well, that's the last of the garlic repellent.'

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'