Quirky Dining Aficionado Gifts

'Who ordered the chef's head?'

'Live lobsters. Dancing nightly.'

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

Social distance in restaurants

Naked Restaurant

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Kentucky Fried Horse

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

Sushi Train Spotters

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

Food inspection results

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

Roadkill Restaurant

Fast Food Restaurant

Our Troubled Chowders

'How d'you want your eggs - down your pants, over your head...?'

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

Suddenly Harold froze, trying to remember if he had ordered a side of roaches, or if this was a gross violation of public healthcare policy.

"We have sparkling and still, but I'll have to ask if we have black."

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

"I'll have the chef."

Salad Hat

Salvador Deli

How To Turn A Closed-Down Nuclear Reactor Into A Theme Restaurant: A Master Plan.

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

Served "giant claw" style.