Quirky Dining Aficionado Gifts

'Who ordered the chef's head?'

'Live lobsters. Dancing nightly.'

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

Social distance in restaurants

Naked Restaurant

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Kentucky Fried Horse

"All our vegetables are organic, ethically sourced and stunned before being boiled."

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

Sushi Train Spotters

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

Our Troubled Chowders

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

Octopi a la mode.

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

Food inspection results

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

Fast Food Restaurant

Roadkill Restaurant

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

'How d'you want your eggs - down your pants, over your head...?'

Suddenly Harold froze, trying to remember if he had ordered a side of roaches, or if this was a gross violation of public healthcare policy.

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

Salvador Deli

Salad Hat

"And for your entree, sir?"

"I'll have the chef."

"We have sparkling and still, but I'll have to ask if we have black."