Quirky Diner Enthusiast Gifts

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

"Regurgitated for here or to go?"

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

Sign reads: 'K's Diner Voted Best Restaurant in Town!!'

Today's special: Roadkill stew.

Customer admires courtyard of bagel shaped restaurant.

I recommend the ketchup.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'How is the water prepared?'

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

'The customer is always right...'

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"I'll have the prayer breakfast."

"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...."

Dave's Hamburger Shop

Sushi Train Spotters

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

"So, you folks see anything you'd like?"

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

Breakfast special: Eggs Benedict Arnold, $2.99: 'Yesterday's Eggs Benedict'

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.