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Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

"Regurgitated for here or to go?"

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

Sign reads: 'K's Diner Voted Best Restaurant in Town!!'

Today's special: Roadkill stew.

Customer admires courtyard of bagel shaped restaurant.

I recommend the ketchup.

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'How is the water prepared?'

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Mom's Diner/Mom's Desserts

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

'The customer is always right...'

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

Dave's Hamburger Shop

"I'll have the prayer breakfast."

"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...."

Baracracy

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

Sushi Train Spotters

"So, you folks see anything you'd like?"