Quirky Cuisine Aficionado Prints

Kentucky Fried Horse

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

Tzatzikicicle

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Cheese Secret

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

Ice Cream Flavors

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

Our Troubled Chowders

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

Roadkill Restaurant

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

Chernobyl Chow

Suddenly Harold froze, trying to remember if he had ordered a side of roaches, or if this was a gross violation of public healthcare policy.

Spy microchips in Chinese instant noodles

"Hey, do we have strawberries crushed in cream cheese?"

Eye of Newt Helper

Salad Hat

Salvador Deli

'Who ordered the chef's head?'

'Well, that's the last of the garlic repellent.'

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'