Quirky Cuisine Explorers Pillows

"I had to do something with all of that casserole."

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Kentucky Fried Horse

Cheese Secret

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

Ice Cream Flavors

Food inspection results

Roadkill Restaurant

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

Chernobyl Chow

"And the insect du-jour, is that served in the soup or on the side?"

"To accompany a dish of Fire Ants, I would recommend a Chateau Condat 92..."

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

'Killing two birds with one stone...bacon coffee.'

"Parrot Fish? Well THAT is going to repeat on me later..."

Served "giant claw" style.

Cutting round an igloo...

Minnesota State Fair.

Beach Burger - without sand 75 cents extra.

"Oh boy! My favorite! Squirrel cake!"

'Two plates of regurgitated worms?'