Quirky Culinary Explorer Pillows

'Don't tell her we dropped the egg shell in it. Just say it's calcium intensive.'

"Who ordered the pub grub...?"

'Killing two birds with one stone...bacon coffee.'

Chernobyl Chow

Cheese Secret

"I'll have the weirdo's lunch."

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Kentucky Fried Horse

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

Ice Cream Flavors

Roadkill Restaurant

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

Eye of Newt Helper

Spy microchips in Chinese instant noodles

Salvador Deli

"Hey, do we have strawberries crushed in cream cheese?"

"And the insect du-jour, is that served in the soup or on the side?"

"So I said to myself...who am I to deny this calling?"

'What kind of idiot orders a triple anchovy pizza with no cheese?'

"The Corned Beef Cappuccino needs work."

Served "giant claw" style.

Minnesota State Fair.

Roadkill Cafe...specials every day.