Quirky Cuisine Hunter Prints

"You want anything from the food Zamboni?"

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

Tzatzikicicle

"All our vegetables are organic, ethically sourced and stunned before being boiled."

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Kentucky Fried Horse

Cheese Secret

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."

Roadkill Restaurant

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

How is your soup, sir? Speaking for myself, it looks pretty good. I can't speak for the fly, of course.

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

Our Troubled Chowders

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

Octopi a la mode.

Suddenly Harold froze, trying to remember if he had ordered a side of roaches, or if this was a gross violation of public healthcare policy.

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

Chernobyl Chow

"Hey, do we have strawberries crushed in cream cheese?"

If the fruit isn't genetically modified, explain the fruit fly.

Spy microchips in Chinese instant noodles

Eye of Newt Helper

Salvador Deli