Quirky Food Lovers Gifts

Heirloom Hot Dogs.

Earl thought 'Take Your Daughter to Work Day,' was very dumb. 'How about hot dog ice cream?! Or a hot dog already chewed, saving me time by not chewing it?!'

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Kentucky Fried Horse

Tzatzikicicle

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

"All our vegetables are organic, ethically sourced and stunned before being boiled."

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

Ice Cream Flavors

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

Happy Meals for Grown Ups

Roadkill Restaurant

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

How is your soup, sir? Speaking for myself, it looks pretty good. I can't speak for the fly, of course.

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

Octopi a la mode.

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

If the fruit isn't genetically modified, explain the fruit fly.

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

Salvador Deli

Eye of Newt Helper

What can I get you? Coffee? Tea? Sandwich? The mackerel mocha sounds lovely. What's in it? The usual. Chocolate. Soy milk. Mackerel. Yes, but is the mackerel farm-raised or from the sea? Ocean. Atlantic? Pacific? Indian? Arctic? Antarctic? I'm not sure. Oh. Ok ... well what's the mackerel's mercury content? Negligible, I'm sure. Ok. Was it exposed to any chlorine? Or copper sulphate? Or malathion? Was it treated with kindness? Was it read stories and sung to before bedtime? Yes. Never mind, it s

"Hey, do we have strawberries crushed in cream cheese?"

Spy microchips in Chinese instant noodles

Waiter to diner: 'I'm going to return you to the main menu.'