Quirky Food Lovers Pillows

Heirloom Hot Dogs.

Earl thought 'Take Your Daughter to Work Day,' was very dumb. 'How about hot dog ice cream?! Or a hot dog already chewed, saving me time by not chewing it?!'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Tzatzikicicle

Kentucky Fried Horse

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

Ice Cream Flavors

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

Happy Meals for Grown Ups

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

Roadkill Restaurant

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

"Hey, do we have strawberries crushed in cream cheese?"

Salvador Deli

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

Waiter to diner: 'I'm going to return you to the main menu.'

Eye of Newt Helper

Spy microchips in Chinese instant noodles

"So I said to myself...who am I to deny this calling?"

Served "giant claw" style.