Quirky Gourmet Lovers Pillows

Hospital Food

"You're the lid to my pot."

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

Kentucky Fried Horse

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

Tzatzikicicle

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

"When you said, 'Let's go out for dinner,' I thought you meant foraging. This is much better!"

'Jingling your change won't get us a better table.'

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

Ice Cream Flavors

Roadkill Restaurant

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.