Quirky Gourmet Lovers Pillows

Hospital Food

"You're the lid to my pot."

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

Kentucky Fried Horse

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"All our vegetables are organic, ethically sourced and stunned before being boiled."

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

Tzatzikicicle

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

"When you said, 'Let's go out for dinner,' I thought you meant foraging. This is much better!"

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

Ice Cream Flavors

'Jingling your change won't get us a better table.'

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

How is your soup, sir? Speaking for myself, it looks pretty good. I can't speak for the fly, of course.

(No caption). Woman looks at cookie sheet which contains two cookies. One is a frowning gingerbread man whose arm, leg and part of its stomach have been bitten off. The second cookie is a smiling gingerbread man who has a very full stomach.

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

Roadkill Restaurant

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

Octopi a la mode.

"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."