Quirky Gourmet Pillows

"People don't care what they're eating as long as they're the first ones to eat it."

"You suppose, somewhere out there, there are peanut butter fish?"

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

National Mosquito Day

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

"You and your habit of asking for strange meals."

Cannibal chef.

'Ooh look, you've got a free lucky horseshoe with your giant meatballs.'

Sushi

Doctor's recommend a well balanced diet...

"I haven't been game enough to give it a try!"

Sandwich Shop

"And for dessert we offer death by chocolate, after life sponge, or the damned for eternity tart."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Bangers and Mash

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

GMOs: The Next Generation

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Stupid Microwave

Tzatzikicicle

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

Kentucky Fried Horse

Amy Sedaris

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

"Tastes great, less killing!"

"Can I have a doggie bag to go?"

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."