Quirky Gourmand Pillows

Endangered Entrees

'It seems the environment people, the health department and the food and drug administration all have reservations about his place.'

"Do you have a lean cuisine, waiter?"

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Bangers and Mash

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"The meatloaf just tapped S.O.S. in Morse code."

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

GMOs: The Next Generation

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Stupid Microwave

Tzatzikicicle

Kentucky Fried Horse

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Amy Sedaris

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"

"All our vegetables are organic, ethically sourced and stunned before being boiled."

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

Just one more choccy...

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

"Tastes great, less killing!"

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'