Curious Gourmand Pillows

"Hmmmmm -- Choices, choices..."

Why Chemists shouldn't take their work home "I can't believe it's not b-b-vegetable mono & dyglycerides!"

The wonderful world of cheese.

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"

Cook in the cookery section.

"It's Chicken Mole!"

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

Just one more choccy...

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

"Don't tell him anything."

Bookworm group

An art director eats: 'Waiter! Does this lettuce say 'salad' to you?'

'Are you ready for dessert?'

'It's all made by stateless people, wanderers, nomads, whose only anchor is cheese.'

'What's your thumb doing on my steak?' 'Want me to drop it again?'

'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

"What's wrong, hon? You haven't touched my food."

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."

'It seems the environment people, the health department and the food and drug administration all have reservations about his place.'

Endangered Entrees

"So - we'll go for Bouillabaisse then, shall we?"

'This tea tastes dreadful.' - 'Tea? That's peanut butter soup.'

'What, exactly, was made in these vats before we got here?'

"Now this is what I call a thanksgiving break."