Humor Gourmand Pillows

'Bad news... all our tests came back with you as delicious.'

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

Cook in the cookery section.

What makes the flies in your soup "artisanal"? I know, right? Personally, I think it's just a lot of hype perpetrated by the flies. Menu.

"I like my steak well done."

Supermarket Warehouse. At night, with just security here, the products sing classic karaoke. The orange juice is belting Elvis'"All Shook Up." Peanut butter and jelly performed a duet of "Love Will Keep Us Together." children's breakfast cereal sang "Sugar, Sugar." And sriracha sauce did a rendition of "Great Balls of Fire"! What song will the ground beef choose? Jimmy Buffett's "Cheeseburger in Paradise," of course!

Bookworm group

'I'm afraid the Chef's Surprise today is that he ran off with one of the waitresses.'

Haute Cuisine Meets Low Couture

The mushroom pickers

Dijon Vu

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

'No, I don't have a favorite. Dung is dung.'

"What will change my life?"

Capturing a Cook

The Puffin Restaurant: Today's special - regurgitated sand eels

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."

Why Chemists shouldn't take their work home "I can't believe it's not b-b-vegetable mono & dyglycerides!"

'Chefs, the secret ingredient for tonight's competition is - wing of bat!'

Those who bought my cookbook with the transposed pages will get a refund. Those who actually enjoy Lobster Alfredo a la mode - bon app

"Some volcano roll!"

"You're right in berating me, ma'am, as I personally decided the price of each entree..."

Holy Pizza

Christmas canape?

House of Beans.

"Putting a steak, chicken wings and potato chips on a salad kind of negates the eating healthy concept."

"I no longer have the intestinal fortitude for street food."

'A fly in your soup, eh? -- Call me if it gets any worse.'

Man eating a bad oyster