Quirky Chef Pillows

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Methods of smoking salmon not approved of by the FDA.

'Tartar sauce?! Heaven no. My dentist would kill me.'

'Care to join me? I'm making lunch.'

101 things to do with lutefisk.

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

Stupid Microwave

"Soup?"

Setting fire to the Christmas Pud.

Guitar Slicer

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

At the Periodic Picnic Table of the Elements

'... And I even made turpentine sauce.'

'Mmm! Something smells revolting.'

'Did you put my leftover stew in the emergency details again, George?'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Silly Seasoning

'I roll it ahead of me, and anything it hits goes into my famous Road Kill Stew.'

'White beetroot?' 'I bleached them.'

'Dicing with Death'

'I know how you like Fusion cooking, so try this - macaroni and jelly!'

Moose reading 'The Moosewood Cookbook'.

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Spiro & Pusho mincing fish in meat mincer.

"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."

Four farm animals sitting down for a meal.

To many books spoil the broth

Brain Pasta

"You'll like this cheese on your spaghetti. It smells like feet."

Pig Cheese

I love Sprouts

"Tastes great, less killing!"

Bangers and Mash

'Recipes to die for: Pesto Parrot Pie.'