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'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'Care to join me? I'm making lunch.'

101 things to do with lutefisk.

"It's past its sell-by, best-by and use-by dates, but its kills-by date is still good."

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

Stupid Microwave

"Soup?"

'Tartar sauce?! Heaven no. My dentist would kill me.'

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

Methods of smoking salmon not approved of by the FDA.

"Tastes great, less killing!"

At the Periodic Picnic Table of the Elements

"The meatloaf just tapped S.O.S. in Morse code."

Bangers and Mash

Silly Seasoning

I love Sprouts

Pig Cheese

Brain Pasta

Four farm animals sitting down for a meal.

To many books spoil the broth

"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."

'Mmm! Something smells revolting.'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

'White beetroot?' 'I bleached them.'

Setting fire to the Christmas Pud.

'I roll it ahead of me, and anything it hits goes into my famous Road Kill Stew.'

'Dicing with Death'

'I know how you like Fusion cooking, so try this - macaroni and jelly!'

Moose reading 'The Moosewood Cookbook'.

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Spiro & Pusho mincing fish in meat mincer.

'Did you put my leftover stew in the emergency details again, George?'

'... And I even made turpentine sauce.'

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

Guitar Slicer