Quirky Culinary Artist Pillows

'Your starter, sir.'

Man eating his meal with his feet.

Tartine

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Ice Cream Surgeon

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

The wonderful world of cheese.

"That's it. We’re toast."

Soup of the month.

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

Pi Ala Mode.

Children's Feast.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Wok. Don't Wok.

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

His New Grillfriend

Filet minion

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."