Culinary Artist Pillows

A Day In The Kitchen

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Caricature: Nigella Lawson

'That's not what I meant when I asked you to carve it.'

"I just sold the last T-bone, so this may take a while"

Will work for Food Network.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Nigella Lawson.

"OMG! I've bought wine instead of milk...again!"

Store with sign: 'Auntie May's Pie Charts. Let Us Cook One Up For You.'

Studio Manager: 'Righto, you're on Chef. Break a egg!'

'Having dinner together brings us closer.'

Time for pancakes!

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

We Welcome Feedback.

"Well I wouldn't eat it, but don't let that put you off."

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

'Florist...say it with flowers' 'Butcher...say it with pork chops.'

'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'

Butchers playing draughts with black and white puddings

"We had roast beef for dinner tonight...no mom, it's not better than yours!"

'How do you like the souffle?' - 'Great, will you give me the blueprint?'

No outside food in the theater sir.

Chef using a bird's feet to decorate a cake.

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

Peeling potatoes

A Cow's Last Will and Testament

'Why do you always have to be so competitive?'

"May I suggest a wine and a filter setting?"

Square pies produce new mathematical formula.

Pi Ala Mode.

Cat Cooking Bird.

'Thanks for coming... but I was looking for an expert in tort law.'