Culinary Artist Gifts

A Day In The Kitchen

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

"I just sold the last T-bone, so this may take a while"

Will work for Food Network.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

"OMG! I've bought wine instead of milk...again!"

Nigella Lawson.

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"Well I wouldn't eat it, but don't let that put you off."

'Having dinner together brings us closer.'

Studio Manager: 'Righto, you're on Chef. Break a egg!'

Store with sign: 'Auntie May's Pie Charts. Let Us Cook One Up For You.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Time for pancakes!

We Welcome Feedback.

Peeling potatoes

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

Chef using a bird's feet to decorate a cake.

"May I suggest a wine and a filter setting?"

'Why do you always have to be so competitive?'

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

Pi Ala Mode.

No outside food in the theater sir.

"We had roast beef for dinner tonight...no mom, it's not better than yours!"

Cat Cooking Bird.

'Florist...say it with flowers' 'Butcher...say it with pork chops.'

'How do you like the souffle?' - 'Great, will you give me the blueprint?'

A Cow's Last Will and Testament

Butchers playing draughts with black and white puddings

'Thanks for coming... but I was looking for an expert in tort law.'

Square pies produce new mathematical formula.

Headless Chicken.

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"A light palate-cleansing between courses, folks?"