Quirky Culinary Artist Mugs

'Your starter, sir.'

Man eating his meal with his feet.

Tartine

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Progress of a bookshelf'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

The wonderful world of cheese.

Ice Cream Surgeon

"That's it. We’re toast."

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

Soup of the month.

Pi Ala Mode.

Children's Feast.

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Wok. Don't Wok.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

His New Grillfriend

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

Filet minion

"The meatloaf just tapped S.O.S. in Morse code."