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Endangered Entrees

'It seems the environment people, the health department and the food and drug administration all have reservations about his place.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Bangers and Mash

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

GMOs: The Next Generation

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Stupid Microwave

Amy Sedaris

Tzatzikicicle

Kentucky Fried Horse

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Just one more choccy...

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

"Tastes great, less killing!"

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

'What the devil is that?

Chef: 'Howz that Octopus coming along Jeff?'